Europe is a perfectly square strawberry with a dark secret. Europe is changing the stations to find the same tired top 40 hits playing over and over. Europe is a cheese mountain and a cracker. Europe is old enough to know better. Europe is a mythical tourist attraction. Europe is a map to guide everybody home. Europe is having a great time and wishing you were here. Europe is a tin of irredeemable coinage under the bed. Europe is a lost suitcase that everyone is afraid to open. Europe is walking distance from wherever you happen to be in Europe. Europe is a shrouded statue with hidden pockets. Europe is a discarded towel on a empty beach. Simon Reilly